One time in middle school my math teacher told us to work 3 times harder on our math homework and my friend Mckencie looked him straight in the eye and said “3 times 0 is 0” and he looked like he was going to explode
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
ATTENTION LGBTQ YOUTH IN TEXAS:
Governor elections are coming up really soon.
Your main tickets are:
Tx. attorney general Greg Abbott (R)
Senator Wendy Davis (D)
Abbott is for “traditional values” AKA against gay rights.
Davis is all for LGBTQ rights.
IF WENDY DAVIS IS ELECTED TEXAS MAY FINALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BY NEXT YEAR.
ALL WE NEED TO DO IS VOTE!!!!!
REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras